French wine "Medicine Cabinet"

This was forwarded on to me... Not sure if this has any 'proof' behind it but if you note the quantities of the 'medicine' required to cure the ailment, you'll be flying high or passed out... I guess that that's ONE solution!  Salut!

Disease	Wine	Daily dose
Allergies	Médoc	1 glass
Anemia	Graves	4 glass
Bronchitis	Bourgogne or Bordeaux  > ( + sugar and cinnamon )	3 cups
Constipation	Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray	4 glass
Coronary arteries	Dry Champagne	4 glass
Diarrhoea	Beaujolais Nouveau	4 glass
Fever	Champagne sec	1 bottle
Heart	Burgundy , Santenay Rouge	Two glass
Uric acid gout	Sancerre , Pouilly Fume	4 glass
Hypertension	Alsace , Sancerre	4 glass
Menopause	Saint Emilion	4 glass
Depression	Médoc	4 glass
Obesity	Burgundy	4 glass
Obesity	Rosé de Provence	1 bottle
Rheumatism	Champagne	4 glass
Excessive weight loss	Côte de Beaune	4 glass
General grumpiness	Merlot	1 box